Hectic Hanoi

My first impressions of Vietnam has not been that great to be honest. I was upset leaving Indonesia, which is one of the poorest countries we had visited, but the people were genuinely friendly and welcoming. In contrast, arriving into Hanoi we found most Vietnamese had a really weird attitude towards us. They either see dollar signs when they see your western features and forcefully - they will interrupt your conversation or stop you in the middle of the road - try to sell you a taxi or a cyclo ride, hotel rooms, cheap drinks, strange foods or some kind of tour that you really don't want or need; or if they have nothing to sell to you, then they look at you with a mixture of contempt and sometimes even anger. If you need any advise or help they do not acknowledge you (unless there is something they can sell or get money for commission) so you really have to figure everything out for yourself.

After waiting for what seemed like a very long time to get our visas stamped, we somehow found our way to the minibuses outside the airport that take you into Hanoi city centre for $2 each. Our first glimpses were of a grey city teaming with traffic mostly motorbikes and pushbikes. On scooters you could see single ladies with their high heels and mini skirts, street sellers on their way to the city with a mountain of goods (from produce to livestock) precariously balanced on the back and even families of 4 or 5 people on a single bike. Some of the children were only months old whilst the older ones of 4 or 5 years could be standing in the footwell. It was crazy and their proximity alarming! Most people on bikes wore helmets (rather flimsy ones that would provide little protection during a crash). Unfortunately, there was no head protection for the children, but luckily they did have protection against dust with their cloth face masks.

We found our backpackers on a tiny alleyway not quite big enough for cars but whizzing with motorbike traffic. It was in a great location, right by St Joseph Cathedral and about 5 minute walk to the Hoan Kiem Lake. After a little cool down under the a/c in our room, we headed out again to see the city in the dark. It's hard to describe but it seemed like the city was alive as a living, breathing thing and we were at it's medieval historic heart. There were people everywhere. Hawkers were pounding the streets. The street food stalls had covered the pavements with small plastic tables and stools, their mostly oriental clientele happily conversing with one another, whilst enjoying snails, clams, noodles and many things we had no names for. What little was left of the pavements were used for parking for motorbikes. There were parking attendants giving out tickets and organising rows of bikes tightly parked together. This meant we had use the narrow road along with with cars, bikes and other pedestrians. Rather scary, but the most unnerving thing was trying to cross the road that night. The locals would somehow find a gap and cross whilst you and a gathering crowd of tourist would just stay and wait for a large enough gap in the never-ending traffic. We later learnt that if you start crossing they slow down or swerve to avoid you, but this does sort of mean you put your faith on a the crazy motorcyclists. A local told us that it was very important that when crossing the road you don't stop for traffic or run across, instead just keep walking at the same speed. That is the way they are used to negotiating traffic here and when in Rome, I suppose you have to do as the Romans.

Our food that night was fairly good, but the choices were simply far too exotic for our western taste buds. We did try to be adventurous and ordered cat fish spring rolls with dill, along with pork wrapped in banana leaf, but the menu contained many delicacies, such as: grilled chicken cartilage, crocodile ribs, frogs legs with satay sauce and even crickets, locusts and cicadas roasted with lemon leaves. I later found pepsi and 7up cans filled with tiny roasted chicks on a street stall. With their legs sticking up out of the cans, they looked so sad.

Over the next couple of days we visited quite a few of the historic sites including Hoa Lo Prison Museum, Ho Chi Minh Mausoleum and the Museum of Vietnamese Revolution to brush up on our history of the region. Unfortunately most of the information came across biased and did not fill the gaps in our knowledge. We have heard there's a much better war museum in Saigon, so we'll be sure to check that out.
Most of the sites were walking distance to one another and it was good to stretch the legs; however, on our last day we took a cyclo ride (bicycle rickshaw with the seat at the front and bicycle at the back). It was certainly more scary than negotiating the traffic on your own and as we were so slow we felt like a complete road maggot and very vulnerable, especially when our driver started cycling head first into on coming traffic.
For me, the most enjoyable thing in Hanoi has been taking my broken camera (the one that fits into our underwater case) to a second-hand camera shop. The guy had said bring it and I'll have a look and although we had little hope, we thought we'd give it a try. They told us to come back in a few hours, which seemed like no time at all and Mark bet the chances of it being fixed in that time was 20%, whilst I took even more of a pessimistic attitude and called it 10. When we got back, it was working perfectly and the cost was only $25. I just couldn't believe it, a few days ago I was ready to throw the camera and the case in the bin. This was the same camera that we took apart in New Zealand and had been told us there was very little anyone could do to fix it. Thank you Hanoi for giving me my camera back. I'm now looking forward to taking it diving again and it's actually safe and sound already tucked in it's underwater casing. After all the mishaps that's happened to it during our trip, I don't think it will be coming out again for a while.











